You think YOU have problems

On Craigslist today:

Cannondale M300 Black - Great shape - $297 (Van Nuys)

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Date: 2009-09-12, 5:02PM PDT
Reply to: sale-rd5em-1371621324@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Rarely used, bought this because I had a DUI, then got a DUI on this #$%& stupid bike - and I don't even drink.
Anyway - black beautiful, a little dirty but a kick ass bike.
Price is $297.62, firm. Cash only. Call Joann at (818) 455-1530

• Location: Van Nuys
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If anyone knows how to get two DUIs without drinking, well, they should call Joann.

OK, that was my shortest post ever!

My famous Burley

So we bought a Burley D'lite trailer in our search for a replacement, but it turned out to be too small for our six year-old's legs. So like we do with everything else, we put it on Craigslist. We got it at a good price so we were able to sell it for one, and it sold right away. (Decent trailers go like hotcakes, a brand new one goes like, I don't know, Pigs in a Blanket?)

When the buyer arrived it turned out to be a famous member of the local film community - hey everyone likes a bargain, and those trailers are pricey...

And now what do I see but our former trailer gracing the celebrity pages of People Magazine!

Now I just need to find a trailer that fits my larger, below-the-line children...